Thursday, November 1, 2012

2012 Super Political Action Comedy


2012
Super Political Action Comedy
"SUPER PAC"
by Thomas M. Kelly © 2012
Comedy at it's best!

❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦

Fantastic Fireworks Galore!
Between Paul Ryan & Joe Biden!  Reince Priebus
& Debbie Wasserman-Schultz!
Harry Reid , Mitt Romney, Barack Obama
& Newt Gingrich!
Michelle Obama  & Ann Romney!

❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦

A Splendidly Fine Orchestra!
Featuring the Tenor Saxophone of Bill Clinton and His Rendition of Elvis Presley's “Heartbreak Hotel”!
The Soulful Stylings of Barack Obama:
Al Green's "Let's Stay Together"!
And a Flash from the Past!
Richard Nixon  Accompanies Mitt Romney in His Vocalization of Our National Anthem &
Harry Truman Accompanies Mitt Romney in Gershwin's "American in Paris!"  (or "Hiding from the draftboard!")

❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦

Uproariously Funny
Political Circus & Carnival!
Featuring John Huntsman as Ringmaster!
Donald Trump & 
His Human Cannonball Firings!
The Entire Palin Family Circus!  Todd Akin's Ancient Mummy & Funerary Collection!
Rick Santorum & His Tightrope & 
Unicycle Act!
The Michelle Bachman Family of Jugglers, Equilibrists & Contortionists!
Texas' Gunslinging Clown, Rick Perry!
With his Itty Bitty Sidekick Ron Paul!
Don't Miss Newt Gingrich & 
His Newt U Clown Graduates!
The Fire Breathing Stunt Acts of  Karl Rove!

❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦

At Intermission Mitt Romney, John Boehner, Mitch McConnell  & Paul Ryan
will perform a series of Wonderful Feats of
Sleights of hand, Contortionisms & Acrobatics!
If they dare to do so!

❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦

A Den Of 
Ferociously Wild Beasts!
Hoodwinked by Sarah Palin & Chris Christie!

❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦

A Grand & Brilliant Torchlight Parade!
Two hundred Politicos, Predators, Pundits, Plunderers, Lobbyists &
Opinionators may be expected;
(But the public is privileged to expect whatever they please!)

❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ 

The doors will open at 
Six Thirty
The Terrible
Trouble & Turbulence
Will Begin at Seven!

❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ 
Please join us!
We're coming apart with laughter!

❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦ ❦
Check Your Side-splitting Local, Newspapers &
Rib-tickling Town Criers 
for Dates, Times & Sundry Details!

No comments:

Post a Comment