2012
Super Political Action Comedy
"SUPER PAC"
by Thomas M. Kelly © 2012
Comedy at it's best!
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Fantastic Fireworks Galore!
Between Paul Ryan & Joe Biden! Reince Priebus
& Debbie Wasserman-Schultz!
Harry Reid , Mitt Romney, Barack Obama
& Newt Gingrich!
Michelle Obama & Ann Romney!
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A Splendidly Fine Orchestra!
Featuring the Tenor Saxophone of Bill Clinton and His Rendition of Elvis Presley's “Heartbreak Hotel”!
The Soulful Stylings of Barack Obama:
Al Green's "Let's Stay Together"!
And a Flash from the Past!
Richard Nixon Accompanies Mitt Romney in His Vocalization of Our National Anthem &
Harry Truman Accompanies Mitt Romney in Gershwin's "American in Paris!" (or "Hiding from the draftboard!")
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Uproariously Funny
Political Circus & Carnival!
Featuring John Huntsman as Ringmaster!
Donald Trump &
His Human Cannonball Firings!
The Entire Palin Family Circus! Todd Akin's Ancient Mummy & Funerary Collection!
Rick Santorum & His Tightrope &
Unicycle Act!
The Michelle Bachman Family of Jugglers, Equilibrists & Contortionists!
Texas' Gunslinging Clown, Rick Perry!
With his Itty Bitty Sidekick Ron Paul!
Don't Miss Newt Gingrich &
His Newt U Clown Graduates!
The Fire Breathing Stunt Acts of Karl Rove!
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At Intermission Mitt Romney, John Boehner, Mitch McConnell & Paul Ryan
will perform a series of Wonderful Feats of
Sleights of hand, Contortionisms & Acrobatics!
If they dare to do so!
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A Den Of
Ferociously Wild Beasts!
Hoodwinked by Sarah Palin & Chris Christie!
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A Grand & Brilliant Torchlight Parade!
Two hundred Politicos, Predators, Pundits, Plunderers, Lobbyists &
Opinionators may be expected;
(But the public is privileged to expect whatever they please!)
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The doors will open at
Six Thirty
The Terrible
Trouble & Turbulence
Will Begin at Seven!
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Please join us!
We're coming apart with laughter!
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Check Your Side-splitting Local, Newspapers &
Rib-tickling Town Criers
for Dates, Times & Sundry Details!
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